Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Nice Management
We need a kinder, gentler management at RTD.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Saxon Wives
I met a man with seven wives.
Seven wives had seven sacks,
Seven sacks with seven cats,
Seven cats had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives:
How many were going to St Ives?
(1725)
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
My Green Fedora
I'm wearing my green fedora,
Fedora
Not Alice, not Annie, not Casey but Fedora
I usually come to town in a battered old hat of brown
But it got red/green when me and my queen go steppin' around.
She's Fussy about colors,
She's very I think,
But if she won't fix it,
Might even wear pink.
That's why I wear my green fedora.
Fedora.
Fedora is the girl I love
"I'm Wearin' My Green Fedora" is a popular song from 1935 written by songwriters, Al Sherman, Al Lewis and Joseph Meyer. It was written for the short animated film, My Green Fedora, directed by Friz Freleng and produced by Leon Schlesinger. Chuck Jones and Robert Clampett were the animators. The film was released in the United States on May 4, 1935. It is considered one of the best cartoons featuring a parody of comedic actor Joe Penner.
The song appears in several other cartoons of the 1930s, including "Toy Town Hall" and "The Woods Are Full of Cuckoos".
Retrieved from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Wearin%27_My_Green_Fedora
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Forty Buses in a row!
Oh, no, Billy, them is trucks.
What is in them?
Cars and ducks.
O, si vile, si ergo,
Fortibus es inero!
O nobile, demis trux.
Vadis indem?
Causem dux.
Isabili, heres agofortibus in eronoces mari Thebi truxvatis enim pax a dux?
O sibile, si ergo.Fortibus es in ero.O nobili, deis trux!Vates enim? causa an dux!
Si senor, der dagoForti loris inaroDemant loris, demam truxFulla cowsan ensan dux
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Columbus Day Genocide
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Traffic Laws Have Changed
I have talked earlier about the Speed Limit: the de facto speed limit is 10 miles above the posted limit.
If you were to follow at 1 car length per 10 miles of speed like you used to, or even at the 3-second rule, you will probably get honked out of existence. (I don't care, I still do.)
Apparently, the blind spot that used to exist is gone. This law of human anatomy has been repealed. That is what it seems like when you watch people in the lanes around you.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
How Bad are the COLORADO ROCKIES ?
When I was growing up, I followed the Denver Bears avidly. They were the AAA Baseball team. I remember listening to their games on my transistor radio as I collected payments for my paper route. My dad was a pharmacist, so he got free tickets from the Liquor Salesmen and I got to go quite often. They were succeeded by the Colorado Zephyrs (the ZZZs). When we finally got a Big League Ball club I really looked forward to it. I went to several games in the first seasons, first at Mile Hi Stadium (originally Bears Stadium), then at the really cool ballpark Coors Field. We nearly named our dog after Andres Gallaraga.
You can't afford tickets to the other Denver Sports Teams, the Rockies need to be geared more to the common folk.
The only records the Rockies have are concerning sold-out games, they did really great at first. Then they got their new stadium and even (barely) made it into the playoffs in 1995. In 1996 and 1997 they had winning seasons, but only 1 winning season (2000) since then, and probably now 2007. They really do draw good crowds when they have something to watch. When the Yankees were in town earlier this season, the city went crazy. You couldn't even get on a train to get to the stadium on time.
The only problem I see keeping the Rockies from being a big league franchise is the ownership. The original owners Monus and Antonucci were caught up in the Par-Mor embezzlement scandal. It went to Jerry McMorris, who was a prince of a fellow who got the money to invest in the Rockies by declaring bankruptcy at his trucking company and leaving all his drivers unpaid for long periods of service. Currently the controlling partners are the Monfort Brothers, who have had labor problems in their meat companies for many years (ConAgra), and tend to underpay all their (mostly legal) workers. These are the guys who reportedly require their version of Christian Ethics on the players, including no Playboy Magazines in the locker room.
1993-2006: 14 seasons
winning seasons: 4
playoffs: 1, 1995: lost 3-1 games to the other wildcard team.
Attendance seems to have a direct relationship to the number of games won.
The Rockies of the mid-90s looked great. Where did they go from there?
See some statistics here
See more about the Rockies at the.wikipedia article on the Colorado Rockies
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Horse Chestnut Tree
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
You have to feel sorry for the guy. He thought he was a noted scholar, he thought he had a line on Native American history, he thought he was part Indian himself. He has found out that all of that was wrong. He even lost his ancestors.
But really: If he had come out and admitted that he really made up stories and did what he could to show the bad side, stole and plagiarized apparently most of what he did, there might have been a way to save him. The ultra liberal would-be intellectuals that still support him say that they never would have found his problems if they had not investigated his stupid 911 statement. True. Does that mean he should be able to plagiarize so long as no one notices? He was never dissed for that statement. He was dissed for being a cheat and a thief.
Friday, August 10, 2007
We had a meeting with the customer service people from Veiola and First Transit, and they have both started programs to ensure that customer concerns are really addressed. They have access to playbacks and other information to confirm the concerns of citizens. Let's hope that they can really get somewhere with this. Laidlaw was not at the meeting.



